I’ve been wanting a new dildo for a while now, to celebrate the fact that I’m finally in a one-bedroom apartment. Unfortunately, my wallet doesn’t care, so I am unable to buy one. Luckily, HeyEpiphora is giving away one of these AMAZING neon dildos.

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